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LOL, I haven't tried a pick-up line in over a decade.
Back when I was single and had a boat, the best pick-up line in the summer was - Hi, do you know how to work a winch? In the winter when I had a ski condo, the best pick-up line was - do you like to wax both the tips and tails? Now my best line is - hey hon, both kids are staying at freind's houses tonight - do you want a martini before we go out - or should we just stay in? |
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They say good luck happens in twos. Winning the lottery was one. Are you number two?
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How about this one: "You're a woman whose intelligence is eclipsed only by her grace and beauty."
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'08 335i Coupe - Barbera Red / Saddle Leather / Light Poplar Wood / 6spd Manual Options: Sport, Premium, Cold Weather, Comfort Access, Active Steering (awesome!), Power Rear Shade, IPod Adapter, Navigation w/IDrive Mods: M6 Wheels, Split Armrest, M-Steering Wheel, Euro Light Switch w/Rear Fog Lights, Short Shift Knob w/Matching E-Brake Handle, Clear Reflectors, CDV, Clear Bra Retired:'04 X5 4.4i |
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2003 3.0i White/Black 5 speed Manual. Options: PP, SP, DSP, NAV, XENON. Mods: Aluminum Running Boards, 4.6 Body Kit, 20" Style 132 Wheels, Eisenmann Sport Exhaust with Oval tips, Aluminum pedals, Xenonmatch Fogs, M3 Steering Wheel. Can I have a sip of that HATERADE you're chuggin? |
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*sniff* *sniff*
"You stink... let's go take a shower" ![]() "Wanna go back to my place for sex and pizza?" if slapped "What, you don't like pizza?"
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Originally Posted by Roc3b "Great, so Gman landed a nympho with a brain! Damn him! Guinness you lucky son of a byotch!!!!!!!!!!!" ![]() http://www.bmwcca.org http://www.sunbeltbmwcca.org |
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