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Old 02-08-2006, 03:51 PM
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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from haven
Girl: BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAAAAA
That's really bad
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:54 PM
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^ now that line is tight
What's with the new look? Did I start a new avatar trend?
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:58 PM
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What's with the new look? Did I start a new avatar trend?
Yeah, Wagner, where is the long red hair?
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:05 PM
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LOL, I haven't tried a pick-up line in over a decade.

Back when I was single and had a boat, the best pick-up line in the summer was - Hi, do you know how to work a winch?

In the winter when I had a ski condo, the best pick-up line was - do you like to wax both the tips and tails?

Now my best line is - hey hon, both kids are staying at freind's houses tonight - do you want a martini before we go out - or should we just stay in?
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:18 PM
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They say good luck happens in twos. Winning the lottery was one. Are you number two?
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:28 PM
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this is one i might just use

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They say good luck happens in twos. Winning the lottery was one. Are you number two?
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:31 PM
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How about this one: "You're a woman whose intelligence is eclipsed only by her grace and beauty."
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:32 PM
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How about this one: "You're a woman whose intelligence is eclipsed only by her grace and beauty."
By whose grace and beauty?
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:34 PM
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That's really bad
OK, I guess I'm in the lead for "worst line ever" (w/comicbook guy accent)
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:42 PM
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*sniff* *sniff*
"You stink... let's go take a shower"

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"What, you don't like pizza?"
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