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Old 08-09-2006, 12:37 PM
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Then both parties get fat and lazy, haven't you seen the previews for that new show "the newlyweds"
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:39 PM
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Then both parties get fat and lazy, haven't you seen the previews for that new show "the newlyweds"
Thats because the woman gets pregnant....

and the man falls in love with porn...

no sex = fat!
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no sex = fat!
That is NOT true. My wife and I are slim but there is not much sex involved (well most of the time).

If my wife is reading this, Honey I want more!!
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That is NOT true. My wife and I are slim but there is not much sex involved (well most of the time).

If my wife is reading this, Honey I want more!!



I know its not true, it just sounded good!

As I know some rather large people that bump uglies more than I do!!
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I know its not true, it just sounded good!

As I know some rather large people that bump uglies more than I do!!
THat IS any ugly thought
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I know right! I think after the 2nd year of dating we just let it go lol and 40lbs later and newly single I am NOT HAPPY lol
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I'm already fat and lazy, so there's no need to worry about that. And how does one fall in love with porn if they have their own personal lil pornstar in bed with them

And it takes a lot more than just showing up nekkid and food to make me happy.
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I'm already fat and lazy, so there's no need to worry about that. And how does one fall in love with porn if they have their own personal lil pornstar in bed with them

And it takes a lot more than just showing up nekkid and food to make me happy.


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OH My LILBit thats hot lol
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That is horrible WAG! I would say that is totally not true, at least in some mens case, for us (me and my now-x) It was never appearence that really ruined it but his infedility and trust issues, Hes that kind of man, but I am not, so I think you have to find the 50% who love you for you inside and out and not just out.
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