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08-31-2006, 03:50 PM
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Started with a broken lawnmower.....
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. Got me a cold beer and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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08-31-2006, 04:26 PM
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lol!!
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08-31-2006, 06:09 PM
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LOL that's funny. I think its time to just buy a new lawnmower. May I suggest a Honda?
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08-31-2006, 06:24 PM
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Is that for real? Guess not.
My lawnmower gave out this morning. Previously I changed the filter, sparkplug, added fuel stablizer. It used to start after 15 min or so of rigorous pulling and cursing at him, but not any more. I do my own garden to make a personal statement against illegal immigration, but it getting old. I'll get me a Honda loanmower that is supposed to be the top of the line. BMW doesn't do any loanmower?
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08-31-2006, 07:00 PM
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08-31-2006, 10:14 PM
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Quote:
"Featuring the new BMW lawnmower with Valvetronic engine technology"
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09-01-2006, 01:28 AM
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I didn't have anyone riding on me, but my grass is really tall now.
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