South Carolina has all that, too.
I swear to god you wonder why people here are so unhealthy. Between the fact that a pack of smokes is $1.50 here (about $5 less than in MAINE, which isn't even the highest) and they can puff away while in a bar YOU'RE paying to be in, or if the restaurant has the initiative to go smoke-free, they'll huddle around the door to make you sick while you walk out to your car... or the drunk bus and the fact that healthy foods are non-existant. I mean, seriously. I haven't been in a food store without a "organic" aisle or reduced fat selections in seriously 5 years. I have to drive 20 miles to get to a Whole Foods, and don't get me started on what you get in that "home-style cooked meal"

Actually I will: 5 years off your lifespan. Ever heard of a grill?

Then again... drive 5 mph over the speed limit with northern tags and a drunk redneck in a ford dually with a dixie flag hanging off the back will "teach you a lesson" before you have a chance to approach that.

I'm not being a jerk, it has happened. ALL of it.