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Old 12-02-2009, 06:10 PM
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The one thing he did, though, was protect his wife from being charged with domestic violence.
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Hoping by not throwing her under the bus he would escape with his balls.
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:48 PM
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Hoping by not throwing her under the bus he would escape with his balls.
Interesting to see how it plays out now. If he does toss her for domestic violence, the pre-nup (if any) goes out the window and he keeps his money....what is the alternative
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:52 PM
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Interesting to see how it plays out now. If he does toss her for domestic violence, the pre-nup (if any) goes out the window and he keeps his money....what is the alternative
I didn't get that far in the thinking, you might be right on the pre-nup. She could get an attorney and take his money for adultry though. Then it's a battle between the lawyers.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:37 PM
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I didn't get that far in the thinking, you might be right on the pre-nup. She could get an attorney and take his money for adultry though. Then it's a battle between the lawyers.
Yeah, she may have a Catherine Zeta-Jones clause when it comes to a cheating spouse.
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:12 PM
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You knew it was coming:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree . . . his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods needs a new driver, one for the Cadillac and the other to replace the one that his wife wrapped around his head.


I'm thinking that tiger teed off the Missus by getting caught with his club and balls in the wrong bunker.

Tiger now has a big slice .........oops its on his top lip!

What is Tiger's least favorite wood? A tree!

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.


Confucius say: Cheetah Down Under puts Tiger in deep Woods.

Tigers been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues..

AND THIS IS THE BEST:
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

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Old 12-02-2009, 09:52 PM
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You knew it was coming:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree . . . his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods needs a new driver, one for the Cadillac and the other to replace the one that his wife wrapped around his head.


I'm thinking that tiger teed off the Missus by getting caught with his club and balls in the wrong bunker.

Tiger now has a big slice .........oops its on his top lip!

What is Tiger's least favorite wood? A tree!

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.


Confucius say: Cheetah Down Under puts Tiger in deep Woods.

Tigers been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues..

AND THIS IS THE BEST:
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Thanks to this post, I actually found amusement in this thread now!
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All I'm saying is it will be a much bigger story when he specifically say's
'I apologize for having inappropriate relationships with other women that have
damaged my marriage. The person I have to give the biggest apology to is my wife.'"

When it get's to that level it will no longer be just about money but about
his character and his world coming apart at the seams. That in my opinion
is no laughing matter for him, his wife, his family, and his friends.
If it's all true then what a tragedy.......
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:20 PM
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All I'm saying is it will be a much bigger story when he specifically say's
'I apologize for having inappropriate relationships with other women that have
damaged my marriage. The person I have to give the biggest apology to is my wife.'"

When it get's to that level it will no longer be just about money but about
his character and his world coming apart at the seams. That in my opinion
is no laughing matter for him, his wife, his family, and his friends.
If it's all true then what a tragedy.......
He should never say that, and no one should feel good about wanting to hear that. What kind of sick, voyeuristic society have we become when we are so desperate to see the pain of others? If I was him, I would just clam up from here. He has done and said more than enough. Anything more is playing into the game of the tabloids.
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