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Old 12-02-2009, 09:45 PM
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Have any of you heard the voicemail message yet on the Us Weekly website? It sounds like him. Anyway, I think they're going to stay together like Magic and Cookie, Kobe and Vanessa. I would think that any woman that dates a sports star or celebrity would know going into the relationship that she can't expect him to not stray even once. In a perfect world, maybe, but it's not. And I agree with Stan...no matter how hot a girl is, some guy will always get tired of her, even if she's Megan Fox. Well, maybe not Megan Fox And to quote Terrence Howard in "The Best Man", "the only thing better than some p***y, is some new p***y." He's just a man and wasn't thinking with the right head.
They are actually playing this on Fox News now...
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:50 PM
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They are actually playing this on Fox News now...
I guess smut tv is good for something. I heard about it last night on Entertainment Tonight and checked it this morning. I'm no speech analyst, but I don't think you could mistake his voice for any other voice. And he needs to learn some manners; he didn't even thank her for doing him a favor.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:52 PM
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You knew it was coming:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree . . . his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods needs a new driver, one for the Cadillac and the other to replace the one that his wife wrapped around his head.


I'm thinking that tiger teed off the Missus by getting caught with his club and balls in the wrong bunker.

Tiger now has a big slice .........oops its on his top lip!

What is Tiger's least favorite wood? A tree!

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.


Confucius say: Cheetah Down Under puts Tiger in deep Woods.

Tigers been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues..

AND THIS IS THE BEST:
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Thanks to this post, I actually found amusement in this thread now!
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:23 PM
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All I'm saying is it will be a much bigger story when he specifically say's
'I apologize for having inappropriate relationships with other women that have
damaged my marriage. The person I have to give the biggest apology to is my wife.'"

When it get's to that level it will no longer be just about money but about
his character and his world coming apart at the seams. That in my opinion
is no laughing matter for him, his wife, his family, and his friends.
If it's all true then what a tragedy.......
Maybe he can address a letter specifically to you or send you his used condoms as proof or something so you can do DNA testing...
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Wow man.. Relax. I have my opinion and you have yours.
I see no need to make it personal just because we both
have a different take on the issue. This whole thing is tigers
business not yours or mine. So if you don't mind I believe
i'll leave it at that....


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Maybe he can address a letter specifically to you or send you his used condoms as proof or something so you can do DNA testing...
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:13 AM
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Wow man.. Relax. I have my opinion and you have yours.
I see no need to make it personal just because we both
have a different take on the issue. This whole thing is tigers
business not yours or mine. So if you don't mind I believe
i'll leave it at that....
Just giving you a hard time...
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Old 12-03-2009, 05:45 AM
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I guess smut tv is good for something. I heard about it last night on Entertainment Tonight and checked it this morning. I'm no speech analyst, but I don't think you could mistake his voice for any other voice. And he needs to learn some manners; he didn't even thank her for doing him a favor.
Didn't know ESPN was smut as well since that is where I heard it....
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The other, other woman just happened to save 300 text messages. I wonder why Can someone say meal ticket?

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Yeah interesting how nobody says what ho's these women are. Like you didn't know Tiger Woods was famous, didn't know he was married....money grubbin hos
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A basic book on physics, in Tiger's car...
Get a Grip on Physics

hmm, maybe he was working on swing planes
or, trying to read up on space-time continuum,
or maybe "go back" in time and do a mulligan to
avoid all this stuff.
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