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Do Some Police Officers live in the stone age?
So i'm coming out of a parking lot at my school (a tad bit fast) a cop passes by. She pulls up next to me and here's how our dialogue went (Slightly abbreviated):
her: "You were going WAY to fast in that parking lot, the un posted speed limit is 15, you were going at least double" (By the way, i was NOT going 30) Me: "I apologize, i'm in a rush" Her: "Oh also, your BRIGHTS are on" Me (looking down at my dash): "No they arent..." Her: "They were WAY TOO bright" Me: "yes, i know, they are called Dynamic Xenon's, they move up and down and to the side, so sometimes they look brighter than usual" her: "those are illegal, called dazzling headlights, I can give you a ticket for it" me: "wait, so youre saying that BMW has been producing these headlights illegally for 10 years?" Her: "yes they are illegal, look it up, 'dazzling headlights'" Me: "What are you gonna do, sue BMW?" Her: "No, i'm not suing BMW, you should.." Me: "umm, they are just xenon lights maam" her: "Dont give me attitude, i'm giving you a warning this time..." Me: "Have a nice night" wtf
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