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Aidan 01-20-2011 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JCL (Post 797910)
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In the case of Aidan, he apparently thinks of tunes as either remaps, or something much less than that, and he lumps all piggyback devices together. That is his prerogative.

Any device that fools the ECU is crude and wrong in my opinion. I also do not advise anybody to tune their car that way.

It is the customers choice whether they want to tune their car via fitting a device that fools the ECU or whether they want a flash remap or a custom flash remap.

I did post my advise and my opinions on this thread of products and how they operated. I did not come on here to slate the names of companies.

N55X5 01-20-2011 02:49 PM

To the OP, what have you got to loose by trying it? You try it, if it does what's advertised then great.. If you don't like it you return the thing and get your money back. Plain and Simple...

Me I'm testing a tune for Terry on my N55 X5, Terry gave it to me Gratis and I get the added power, and it works as advertised. I can dial up or down the power how I see fit, and if I push it up to much of course It may cause damage and who's fault will it be, MINE, not Terry's and definately not BMW's.

I owned a Procede V4 for my 335xi when I had it, and that worked as advertised too... Never had a issue at the dealership (tuner codes or anything) and it definately provided a boost in power.

So I've sampled both major piggy tuners, and they both do what they say there products will do.

To Aidan.... I suggest you try the product before you knock it. It may just surprise you. And like I said to the OP, if it doesn't work for you, return the item, get your money back. Don't believe you wont get your money back, that's your problem. But they are a pretty well known company here in the states.

As for Kloogy's references to lucky charms, or drunk or whatever... I say whatever... Everyons entitled to their own whims, comments and opinions. As long as its not offensive.. I personally don't find it offensive, but then again I am neither a drunk or Irish, so my opinion on the matter, matters not.

Just my .02 cents... Take it or leave it, matters not to me

Kloogy 01-20-2011 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JCL (Post 797910)
I called him a tuner. No comment on legitimacy, qualifications, or anything else. I have nothing to evaluate him on other than these posts.

I don't think you are shilling, as I don't know your relationship with BMS, so it wouldn't be a fair charge. I think your own post on the BMS site portrays your position quite accurately, something to the effect that bad people were saying bad things about the BMS products on another site (xoutpost), and that Terry needed to give you a picture so that you could shut it down.

When you tried to get me to rate the vendors, I commented on three of the better known ones, and said we should lump all the ebay sellers in a separate category. I thought that was quite clear.

I think it is misleading to suggest that these tunes have CARB certification.

What I have observed is that promoters and fans tend to get quite excited about these sorts of products. For another example, just read about Sprintbooster here or on many other forums :rofl:. In the case of Aidan, he apparently thinks of tunes as either remaps, or something much less than that, and he lumps all piggyback devices together. That is his prerogative. I don't happen to agree, but I don't see a reason to start calling him names. Calling someone Lucky Charms reflects on you as much as it does on him IMO

Where did I say they have CARB certifications ? I mentioned that if anyone here has ever dealt with having a product approved through CARB, that they would see the cost of doing such a thing. I know because I was involved with a company who designed a product for Mustang Modular motors that does have a CARB certification. It was a fancy way to say " Bribe the State of California to the tune of thousands of dollars to give you a sticker "....That's all I referenced. I don't think any of these guys have CARB numbers. If they did, the 400 tune would be 1200 bucks. I'll call him Lucky Charms, a drunk and anything else I want because he is irresponsible enough to attack a company without knowledge. If he were just giving his opinion, that's a different story.

Aidan 01-20-2011 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloogy (Post 797916)
I'll call him Lucky Charms, a drunk and anything else I want because he is irresponsible enough to attack a company without knowledge. If he were just giving his opinion, that's a different story.

I never attacked the name of any company. I give my opinion on how tuning boxes work. What part do you not understand?

To call me stupid names is plain silly and makes you look like a childish fool.

JCL 01-20-2011 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloogy (Post 797916)
Where did I say they have CARB certifications ? I mentioned that if anyone here has ever dealt with having a product approved through CARB, that they would see the cost of doing such a thing. I know because I was involved with a company who designed a product for Mustang Modular motors that does have a CARB certification. It was a fancy way to say " Bribe the State of California to the tune of thousands of dollars to give you a sticker "....That's all I referenced. I don't think any of these guys have CARB numbers. If they did, the 400 tune would be 1200 bucks. I'll call him Lucky Charms, a drunk and anything else I want because he is irresponsible enough to attack a company without knowledge. If he were just giving his opinion, that's a different story.

You are the one who brought up the cost of CARB certification when you were justifying product development investment by aftermarket parts vendors. So if you weren't implying it, then it looks like you were obfuscating. Why else would you bring it up when justifying BMS's sales price.

You are focusing on whether he is attacking BMS. I never thought he was, perhaps due to my prior knowledge. I thought he was classifying all piggyback tunes as crude. Some are much more crude than others, obviously, but they do all fool the DME/DDE in a manner of speaking. That is the concept he was putting down, he doesn't know anything about BMS AFAIK. And it was obviously his opinion.

I think you should reconsider your plan to attack people you don't agree with. It is not acceptable to call people names because we don't like their positions. Discuss the idea, not the person. You should reference the forum rules in that regard:

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Alpinedevil335 01-20-2011 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aidan (Post 797898)
What is your problem haha! The tuning box is placed in on the fuel pressure signal going to the ECU. It is fooling the ECU that pressure is lower than what is really is THEREFORE the pressure is raised further and thus making more power.
Now people on here think that is some impressive tuning eh? And you call me the clueless one?
So many Keyboard warriors on here!
Can you not look at the photo and see the resistors! Why are you calling me clueless when they resistors are there in the photo :rofl:

I have seen here there are so many people on this forum that even though they know they are wrong by saying that I am clueless when I explained and what was proved by the seller what is inside the tuning box and how they crudely work and how much they cost to make! Please tell me how I am clueless

Buddy your not fooling anyone, everyone reading this thread can see that you are clueless on the subject matter. Yes there are resistors in the picture, but the JBD does not work by just resisting! For example PC's have resistors but it don't mean it's just a resistor.
Do me a favor build yourself one of these "resistors" and hook it up to your car, then tell me why it didn't work. Maybe it's because there is more to it than just resisting!!!
Read post #99 you'll learn something from it. It's funny how you have replied to all the other posts except for #99. I and many others would like to see what you have to say about it.

Aidan 01-20-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpinedevil335 (Post 797935)
Buddy your not fooling anyone, everyone reading this thread can see that you are clueless on the subject matter. Yes there are resistors in the picture, but the JBD does not work by just resisting! For example PC's have resistors but it don't mean it's just a resistor.
Do me a favor build yourself one of these "resistors" and hook it up to your car, then tell me why it didn't work. Maybe it's because there is more to it than just resisting!!!
Read post #99 you'll learn something from it. It's funny how you have replied to all the other posts except for #99. I and many others would like to see what you have to say about it.

I disagree. I believe what I have done on this thread is opened a can of worms on how tuning boxes work and what they are crudely doing to the engine control unit (ECU)
Once again, I will explain to yourself, yes you that has difficulty with reading what I have posted, the tuning box alters the signal going to the ECU. In other words THIS IS FOOLING THE ECU.
Does that make me clueless?:rofl:

I do enjoy when new members are just signing up to jump on the bandwagon here,,, hmmm I wonder where they called for:D



I have nothing to reply to post no.99 as Terry has admitted that the cheap money makes these tuning boxes.

My points where: IN MY OPINION
1) The tuning boxes release extra bhp from the engine in a very crude way
2) The ECU is been fooled into thinking the fuel rail pressure is insufficient so adds more fuel
3) The tuning boxes can be made for very little money. There is a Huge profit to be made
4)Tuning boxes resist alter the signal going to the ECU

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:popcorn:Ok I will grab some more popcorn, bottle of coke and some chocolate while I wait for New members to join this forum, to hop onto the bandwagon and call me clueless and tell me that I am slamming the names of companies etc.. *******************

jdbretz 01-20-2011 04:28 PM

I don't know why I am getting involved in the "discussion." I guess I just have nothing better to do while sitting at work :D. That being said it amazes me at the ignorance present in this thread. Several post on this thread come from 1st time posters that joined this month, and are very actively defending the BMS JBD....coincidence, I think not. I am not bashing the product by any means, but if someone is worried about longevity and reliability they should stay away from ANY tune not just the JBD. Aiden has provided some good first hand technical knowledge (however generalized you want to say it is). Whether you agree with him or not, unless you have evidence to prove otherwise, take what he has said for what it is…his professional opinion based on experience. I am no expert on tunes and do not claim to be, however the JBD is essentially a variable resistor with an algorithm which does fool the ECU to increase the fuel delivery (as Terry stated himself) to increase the power. Yes it is effective as the 200+ users of it will attest to, but the potential damage to the motor and driveline components is not yet known. If you are okay with taking the gamble, then by all means purchase it and be happy with your decision. I have no doubt you’ll experience increased performance as with all BMS products. Personally I prefer another company for tunes, but they haven’t released a Diesel tune yet and I’m not sure if they plan on it. As far as Kloogy and any of the other users bashing others post without offering any technical information to prove otherwise, you’re wasting everyone’s time on here. Bashing someone else when you have nothing to counter with and provide something the OP can benefit from is a waste of everyone's time following this thread. Grow up a little and stop whining when you aren’t technical educated enough to offer any useful information towards to thread. It’s real easy to sit back and complain about how wrong someone is, especially when you can’t articulate why they are incorrect. Ok I’m off my soapbox now and maybe will leave room for someone much smarter than me to offer something constructive to the OP. No I have to try to do something productive enough at work to feel like I've earned my paycheck today.

Aidan 01-20-2011 04:31 PM

Ok this thread has too many kids in it. I am getting a bit tired with it now;)

Tuning boxes = Alter the signal going to the ECU
Why Do I not rate them? Because all they do is fool the ecu and release extra power in a very crude way.



^^^^ I suppose that is still to complicated for some of the people from this thread... Yea I am clueless lets start that again:bustingup

Alpinedevil335 01-20-2011 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Aidan (Post 797027)
If you wanted to go that route you can buy the kit yourself for around 10 dollars! It is just a resistor in a little flashy box.

Does this sound familiar?? LMAO!! Again proves how much you "know"


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