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Old 02-13-2024, 10:26 PM
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When it rains, it pours....

Heavy rains in the desert made some serious road issues and I hit a partially raised section of roadbed. No shattered rim this time, but I have a cut in the sidewall and my alignment is screwed, my right front fog bulb came out of the housing, my left front headlight decided to loose color and power (brown light is apparently possible) and my brake wear sensor shows worn suddenly. All of this and I still haven't realigned the rear clip or rubbed and waxed the mark off the hood.

I will now go and latibulate for a semi-short period.

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When it rains, it pours....

Heavy rains in the desert made some serious road issues and I hit a partially raised section of roadbed. No shattered rim this time, but I have a cut in the sidewall and my alignment is screwed, my right front fog bulb came out of the housing, my left front headlight decided to loose color and power (brown light is apparently possible) and my brake wear sensor shows worn suddenly. All of this and I still haven't realigned the rear clip or rubbed and waxed the mark off the hood.

I will now go and latibulate for a semi-short period.

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Old 02-14-2024, 12:29 PM
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That sucks. But, I learned a new word today!

Wait till I have the word defdefenestration used during a future court case involving traffic engineers!!!


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Wait till I have the word defdefenestration used during a future court case involving traffic engineers!!!


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I know what defenestration is. We do that all the time. Defdefenestration is a new one for me. What's the story?
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Old 02-14-2024, 03:22 PM
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That sucks. But, I learned a new word today!

+1. Great word though thanks for making me look it up
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Old 02-14-2024, 03:27 PM
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I know what defenestration is. We do that all the time. Defdefenestration is a new one for me. What's the story?

I had to confirm what that word meant when I heard it in a YouTube video making fun of English.

Best example ever:

https://youtu.be/T6S_ODNUiCI

The “long form” I’m guessing is a remember-o
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Ouch. I sure didn't latibulate today. Mowed down the front yard today. Mostly some annoying ugly grass. The grass is invading from all the neighbor's yards. Wish they could cut their yards more often. One neighbor was shamed enough to cut his yard too. Since the X5 was a little dirty, the trim was refreshed. 303 protectant works great.
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Old 02-14-2024, 10:18 PM
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I know what defenestration is. We do that all the time. Defdefenestration is a new one for me. What's the story?
It's a slang form of defenestration when used as a defensive move...

I really have too many friends from all over the world, teaching/telling me bad words, etc.

Example: Say, "Neck-Knee" around Arabs. It means "Fuck Me" and they'll lose their shit laughing or be from being pissed off...

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A memory picture popped up. Time to snake the roof drains.
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